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Penguin Mints
We love these. Very, very much. In fact we are building a sculpture out of empty tins (we’ll show you that later…) Three penguin mints are equivalent to about 1 coke in terms of caffeine. There are...
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Zombie Blood Caffeinated Energy Potion
What do Zombies and Vulcans have in common? Well, actually more than you’d expect. First, they both don’t show emotion (Vulcans through intense training and zombies through lack of grey matter)....
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Prank Powder Decepti-candy
“There is nothing more enjoyable than pranking someone. The thrill of wondering if your subject will take the bait, the enjoyment as you hear them cry out, and the all-day-long internal glow as you...
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Awesomesauce Hot Sauce
“You’ve done it. You’ve succeeded in cooking the best meal on the planet. It sits before you, the aromas of success dancing in the air. You consider calling your parents, the Pope, Guinness Book of...
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Warp Mints – Green T – Lemon/Lime
Warp Green-T brings an invigorating infusion of green tea extract to the original Warp Mints formula for a completely new concept in the energy mint category. Warp Green-T combines the delicious flavor...
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Mayan Magic Chocolate Making Kit
“The human enjoyment of chocolate dates from before the time of the Olmecs, Mayans, Aztecs, Incans. More than 3000 years ago, folks in Mexico, Central, and South America discovered the joyous and...
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Cookie Misfortune Evil Fortune Cookies
“You’ve stuffed yourself full of noodles and wontons and spicy bits of fried chicken. Oh, and egg rolls and dumplings and those crunchy soft things that you’re not sure what they are, but dang are they...
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Diablo Caffeinated Energy Strips
The trouble with energy drinks is they go into your stomach. That might sound strange at first, but read on. When you imbibe an energy drink it has to go through your stomach before getting into your...
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Zombie Mints
Mr. Zombie had a hard day. The morning was full of dodging shotgun blasts and locals with shovels. He had a light lunch (two brains, a kidney, seven feet of intestine, and a peppermint patty he found...
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Vibe Compressed Powder Energy Gum
The zombies are coming. You have an exam to study for. Your boss just gave you an insane project completion deadline. Regardless of your problem, one thing is clear: you need to stay awake for a long...
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